Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.
Always love to re-blog this around xmas time…
As some of you know, I had a bit of an altercation today with a woman named Diane on an airplane.
I had a great time antagonizing her, reading your responses, and just generally trying to have fun with an irritating person. But I did have a point and I just want to put it out there.
I know I can…
This was pretty incredible yesterday
"If you’re the customer, you’re only right if you’re kind, polite and positively thankful. If you’re not, you’re a jerk, and that’s the bottom line."
Kurt Vonnegut’s 2006 letter to a group of NYC high school students who’d written him, asking that he visit the school.
(via Letters of Note)
Base jump off of the “Cristo Redentor” (1999)
A Baby Blue Marlin. Keep in mind these fish can grow to be over 1500 lbs.
(Source: hernameismoon, via caro)
Freddie Mercury & Alice Cooper. Awesome.